The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3607976
Posted By: Rapparee
07-Mar-14 - 09:10 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Yes, I can. You go down First Avenue and turn left. Go six or seven blocks and turn right. There's an alley on your left just past Smitty's Tavern, the one that burned down in '47 ya know, so just turn left and when you get to the next block. It looks like a dead end street but it isn't, just turn right onto Marzie Boulevard and go about a mile and half to where you'll see a Friendly's ice cream shop sort of kitty-corner from you. Go straight ahead for a few more blocks and turn right and then right again. No, you'll have to do a U-turn because you should have turned left. Sorry. Anyway, continue straight until you get to the Esso station, turn left, and it'll be on your right. Try not to run over Oscar's garbage can or he'll eat your bicycle or car or whatever you're in including your shoes.