Stop repeating what I say using different words and then say I should know these things

No.
I am "bemused."

You said HIV WAS a gay issue in Africa, I said it was not.

Not the same thing.
The complete opposite thing.

You said it technically is not an epidemic.
I said it technically is.

Not the same thing.
The complete opposite thing.

You ought to know better, you being so important, with your own toilet and all.