Hello everybody.

I am not dead or anything, but, twattishly in the extreme, I accidentally turned off the wireless switch (which I did not know existed) on my ancient Vaio laptop while I was fumbling around near the SD card slot. It has taken me five days and a lot of cul-de-sac investigations to find out what was up but I made it in the end. Now as I have just got in from the pub session and lots of beer, I shall wait until we have bad weather to respond to some of the stuff that this thread contains. I do note the following, however, and I hope that the perpetrators like it up 'em: Wacko has ditched rules and gone all insultiferous on us. I think he may be about fourteen. Snailieboy has taken to lying (he always did relish misrepresenting, so no surprise there). Perhaps this useless pair of pillocks would care to revise their posts before I get back. I can be not quite nice (like undies worn twice), you know.