Nice to see you back on form Steve. Haven't got the time or energy to take what you've said apart point by point. While you were off for five days trying to find the on switch on your laptop you may have missed this post of mine -
thread.cfm?threadid=153464&messages=1012#3608503
Would you be so kind as to give it a look? The link takes you directly to the post.

P.S. Fascinated to discover that you think insulting people makes you look a twat.