Musket, we are surrounded by philistines here. I have just followed Liverpool stuffing Man U at The Theatre Of Nightmares 3-0 and my very heart singeth with joy (as would anyone's who justifiably hates Man U). Let us not be divided on this one as we have many a deluded detractor hereabouts. I hereby undertake not to take the piss out of Sheff Wed ever again.