Hey wee man wi the big stick in yer hand wont you play a simple melody?
Just to remind me o' the girl I left behind me wont you play a simple melody?
For ahm comin' back Bonnie Mary, ahm comin home to you
Ahm comin back in the good old summer time
When the bagpipes are playin for auld lang syne
I know she will be waiting, to greet me with a smile
Then we'll roam the hills together
Among the purple heather
Bonnie Mary o' Argyll.

Oh they held a grand procession and they marched before a band
Ten thousand kilted warriors, the finest in the land
The held their heads so proudly and they swung their kilts wi style
They were singin Bonnie Mary,Bonnie Mary o' Argyll
For we're a' Scotsmen everyone a Scotsman
Buffalo Bill frae Mary Hill
Never worked and never will
Aye man believe it if ye can
There was Hielan Jocks
In tartan socks
Scotsmen Every wan.