Amusingly enough, the Internet Oracle™ just commented on this issue:

  The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. 
  Your question was: 
   
  > More busy than a hive of bees, more restful than a bed of clams, 
  > more content than a herd of cattle, more demonstrative than a gaggle 
  > of geese, more boisterous than a murder of crows, wiser than a biker 
  > bar full of owls, the Oracle is all that and more! 
  > 
  > When the USA finally up and absorbs all of present day Canada, except 
  > for those sillies in Quebec, what will the new nation be like? 
   
  And in response, thus spake the Oracle: 
   
  } It won't exist at all. You see, Canada is a country, like many others. 
  } But, the USA is actually an anti-country, the exact opposite of a 
  } country. Should Canada and the USA merge, there will actually be a 
  } matter/anti-matter like reaction resulting in the destruction of both, 
  } and a pretty nifty bang as well. 
  } 
  } The following table should demonstrate the 'anti-country' status of 
  } the USA. 
  } 
  } +----------------------------------+---------------------------------+ 
  } |        Typical Country           |               USA               | 
  } +----------------------------------+---------------------------------+ 
  } | Well respected leader given      | George Bush                     | 
  } | power to lead country.           |                                 | 
  } +----------------------------------+---------------------------------+ 
  } | Delicious and nutritious         | McDonalds                       | 
  } | national cuisine.                |                                 | 
  } +----------------------------------+---------------------------------+ 
  } | State-funded education system.   | "potatoe"                       | 
  } +----------------------------------+---------------------------------+ 
  } | Culture and the Arts.            | Marilyn Manson.                 | 
  } +----------------------------------+---------------------------------+ 
  } | Industry and Agriculture.        | GM Soybeans                     | 
  } +----------------------------------+---------------------------------+ 
  } 
  } The Oracle rests his case. Of Yuppie flu. 
  

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BB,
NightWing

P.S. I sure hope I didn't screw up the formatting on this *cross fingers*