I told Alison I would be perfectly willing to cover up the naughy bits but I didn't think I could get Mister to go for it. He doesn't even want me to take a photo of my great violin tattoo to show people so I can show it without dropping my trousers. Honey, it could just be a picture, see? Yeah, but that's Your Bum.........

I didn't promise to obey, but once in awhile I actually do. :)