By this time tomorrow I will be laying in a hospital bed, drugged and missing a part of my perfect body.

That's because they SAY I'm having a partial knee replacement, but I know that in reality They need more of my perfect genes to store in the Secret Location in Greenland where the Top Secret Bank Of Perfect US Genetic Material is. That way if they ever need perfect genes to clone perfect beings my perfect genetic material is available for them to use.

Of course, it's the only genetic material there because it's perfect.