Jack wrote a poem? Hang on scrolls up Well fook me. So he did ! Is there no beginning to this man's talents? Just an aside about Stephen Fry's America. I thought it wonderful, full of well researched insight and having spent oodles of time across the pond, recognisable. Like anything else here, it is subjective. People should realise the difference between posting opinion and posting what they deem as fact. Reet headache from that cooking sherry. Are you sure it weren't Baileys Michael?