"Now I really must nip out to Morrisons." 6 Bottles of wine - 25% off at the mo. I think. Enjoy.

Exactement! I came back with six Canti proseccos and six Trezanti negromaros, both already on offer. Plus I had a four-quid-off coupon as long as I spent fifty quid. Plus that 25% off... You do have to buy exact multiples of six, though, unlike at some other emporia. Golden rule: never pay the correct price for a bottle of wine!