One night down at The Last Saloon
A guy named Who met a gal named Whom.
Whom and Who, whom we've not met,
Well--Whom we did but not Who yet--
Were married and their wedding vows
Appended thus both then and now.

I am Who who Whom hath married;
I am Whom who Who hath wed;
We are they who think you knobheads
Outta let us get to bed.

The End