I hate to interrupt an otherwise convivial thread, but needs must.

Are you people aware that pickled bums were a big seller and so too pet rocks? Marketing will be tough on this one, though. Hell, cans of Newfoundland Fog sold themselves. I think the hangup is going to be with the word obstreperous. Gentlemen, allow me to suggest the following name change:

First Dan Assholes' Club, Ladies Welcome

Just a few thoughs, thank you.