"What a clever little chap I am",
Said the zippy little man,
"With this clever little gadget
I'm holding in my hand"

I'd like to tell the world at large,
Being Einstein is a doddle.
It does all my thinking for me
And I've got the latest model!"

Well, let me tell you something,
You're way off beam, my son,
Your 'smart' phone just enables you
More stupid to become.

So, do everyone a favour,
And, just once, for a change,
Switch off your clever gadget
And start to use your brains!