I blame my iPad, what's your excuse? (You are going to have to brush up your grammar if I am to sit next to you at book signings as the inspiration for the well hung hero.)

What's a policeperson? We have policemen (provide beatings in cells and fitting up of Irishmen) and policewomen (strippergrams mainly, in my experience.)



Officer...




If I had an American accent (Clapton forbid) I might have success with text to speech. They aren't very good at Derbysheer.