Well Dave, as I do not know, nor wish to know, anything about your sexual preference, I can hardly be expected to provide you with a definition, but if you really have never engaged in sexual intercourse at all, I suppose you would be defined as asexual?

Pete, thank you for the intervention that's it in a nutshell, basically.
The "liberals" are a bit slow from the blocks on this one. Ideally,they should have had a bit of newspeak available by now to replace "perversion", they managed it pretty quickly with "gay" and "homosexual"