The only higher power I am answerable to is Mrs Musket. That'll do for going on with if it's all the same to you.

Just think pete. If you don't want to be answerable to a fantasy, you don't have to. Just think of the hedonistic fun you could have! Lent or no Lent, you can order pork scratchings with your pint.

Anyway, back to stretching exercises. This is the time of year when folk clubs have to put up with my Jesus on a rubber cross impersonation.





Steve, you still owe me for that Sheffield Wednesday season ticket you asked me to get you....