I used to work with a bloke called Lol. Any relation perchance Jack?

I suppose I can laugh at both ends of the spectrum. I never went to university, no batchelors or traffic cones in halls of residence or any of that malarkey, but I confuse the system slightly by a couple of post graduate items all the same.

Not that many people teaching at a university who never went to one for that matter, but I do a bit here and there for a medical deanery.

My common sense? I don't have any. Never have had. Drank and shagged my way through the first forty years and tried to make up for it since.

No. No morals, no lessons to learn. Just bits of our individual pasts that make us what we are.

Some of us appreciate decent football and nice sounding instruments. Some mistake league position for skill and play a gob iron.