Davecoje:

1. This was not a Santa parody. It was a Bush parody.

2. I am a white guy, true enough.

3. No blues riffs. I'm not really into blues.

4. My guitar cost $135, if you call that expensive. My banjo, however, was $840. NOT expensive, for the quality.

5. More's the pity, yes, a LOT of time between gigs!

Sorcha:

_I_ thought it was funny!

Dave Oesterreich