Sorry M, but which planet are you living on these days? I ask because it's not so long ago that a senior member of UKIP was foaming at the mouth about bongobongoland. Then there's this other eejit who's been telling Lenny Henry he ought to live in a black country. And there's many other examples I could cite.

Then there's that latest round of UKIP posters, which I find offensive, never mind the ethnic minority.

No, the United Kingdom Independence Party isn't racist. Just every goddamn member they've got.