Oh dear Greg.
How humiliating for you.
You asked me for a definition when I have already given two.
Who but what you call a "fuckwit" would do that!

You deride my descriptions as those of a fuckwit, but you can not actually identify any innaccuracy, and you can not actually provide a better one.

Only a complete "fuckwit" would be that pathetically inadequate Greg.

What a useful contribution you do make Greg.