What could be more ironic than a solipsist practicing plagiarism and then feeling sorry for himself, because, having stolen the works of Himself, he got in trouble with his own creations, who failed to realize he was actually the victim in the situation!

Ah woe,
Ah me,
Shame on many personalities!
Ah woe,
Ah me,
SHame on I and on myself and me!

This could be the beginning of a very funny [parody....