Dear Keith

The time and motion team have finished evaluating your performance and can now assist you in improving your efficiency.

In order to save time, have the following pro forma phrases ready on your clipboard to populate your posts, it will save you lots of time and effort.

"Do you deny or challenge these facts (insert any stereotyping snippet from the internet that supports your pompous opinions on anyone and anything outside of your narrow views.)"

"You can't because you are a liar."

"Please Mr Moderator. That liar insulted me."

"TC". (Saves me the effort of putting it.)