1 good duck
2 fat hens
3 plump partridges
4 white swans
5 pair of Don Alphonso's tweezers
6 feathery fluffy featherbeds
7 thousand Macedonian horseman in full battle array
8 crates of bald headed monkeys from the holy sepulchers of ancient Egypt
9 apoplectic didactic old men on crutches
10 heliospherical hemogloboids for use in the Eleemosynary Institute of Chicago.

This was my family version.