G Feces has never contributed above the line,

Completely untrue, Q - would have been easy enough to check before making an ass of yourself.

and has never made a useful comment below the line

Depends on who you ask, Q. Perhaps its projection?

The old "But Ma, HE did it FIRST!" defense.

Its an explanation, Jeri, not a defense, which in this case - in view of Q's nonsense - is hardly necessary.