I recall a couple of years ago someone saying at a folk club I was at that Muslims can't stand the idea of music and want it banning. Councils will be telling shops to get rid of Muzak in case it offends yadda yadda.

A few nights later, at a Richard Thompson concert......
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Incidentally, I'm just wiating for the taxi. Four couples meeting up for a drink and meal. One of the couples are Muslim so soft drinks and vegetarian for them as the pub doesn't do halal. Just another night in multicultural UK.

Meanwhile, idiots with placards saying Jesus this that and the other will be, as ever, picketing the out of town shopping mall a few miles away as they open on a Sunday.

I'd wear tin foil on my head as well if I were you Michael, just to cover all bogey men...