You mean well, Steve.

No I don't, and I don't need a pompous, right-wing arsehole like you to patronise me, thanks.   

You're a well-meaning old thing yourself, Steve, in general.

You just said that. Have you forgotten? Are you in a home yet? Twat.

But, be well advised -- stay out of this one. It's an area I really do know a lot more about than you do, and you are liable just to make a rather unsavoury sort of fool of yourself.

I need "advice" from a gobshite like you like I need a second arsehole. And never assume that, from your extremely limited transactions with me, you know more than me about anything on the planet. That is dangerous ground, dear fellow, for you to tread, as a number of people on this forum have already gleaned. I could go for your jugular ever more, but you're very old and I really don't need to be upsetting you. Best that you just sod off, leave me 'n' Jim alone (we bite hard, and you're frail) and get on with your arch-Tory, Islamophobe dreams.