Oh, diddums-widdums, Steve. What a splenetic outburst. Quite uncharacteristic. What can have rattled the old cage to such an extent? Not like you at all. Why, somebody who can be so very rude and offensive with no provocation whatsoever deserves to be "patronised", you know [which you weren't, but let that pass].

Unless there is some physical cause, perhaps? Sounded to my experience like the effect of some sort of niggling painful disability which can have that sort of deleterious effect on the temper -- do you suffer from anything like gastric ulcers, say, or something of that nature? If not sure, I should get it checked if I were you. There must be something amiss for you to come over so exceptionally rude & aggressive without the slightest cause. Really quite unacceptable. But I shall overlook it. You are clearly not yourself for some reason.

There there...

Best regards, as ever

~Michael~