I am fortunate in remaining perfectly continent, thank you. But if I weren't, then drawing attention to the fact is just the sort of brilliant argument to appeal to your o-so-amusing mindset, eh Ian? I am sure that any elderly Mudcatters reading this, who do perhaps have the misfortune of having lost continence with old age, must be most delightedly diverted by your incomparable wit.

Oh, you really are a nasty, contemptible little specimen of uselessness. A really dismal little pain in the arse ~~ & I stress that LITTLE.