What's little Michael?

Size 13 shoes, 6'4", beer gut to be proud of and a humongous great willy. My new car doesn't fit in the garage either for that matter.

You see, when people start saying horrible things about others, picking on one aspect, in the example of a GP or corner shop owner, his or her Islamic faith, I start thinking.. What trait of theirs can I pick on and have a pop at in order for them to see how it feels? You seem to be a touchy bugger who enjoys giving it out. Even light hearted comments about cooking sherry hit a nerve. And still you dole it out with absurd hatred and fear of local citizens on the basis of something you read about in a newspaper happening half way around the world. Instead of wondering what can ,be done about it, you join in the crass game of defying anyone with a dark skin to condemn it publicly or be associated.

Your refusing to acknowledge me as a result is fine, but then you wonder when young Muslims refuse to integrate in your cosy Alan Bennett world.

You are almost as sad as our resident corporal sign writer from Oswestry.