I only come here once a day as I have a life, so it takes me a while to catch up (I must be mad). So five points.

(1) There is no Birmingham plot. Keith appears to be the only person on the planet who still thinks so, but that is because it suits his purpose for there to have been a plot.

(2) Very entertaining, Michael. I can't make my mind up whether (a) you've lost it, (b) you are indulging in some warped sort of humour, or (c), you have made a complete twat of yourself in front of everyone without realising it. You do sound very upset (all those posts with afterthought after afterthought...), but, if so, that's your own doing. Take a break.

(3) I am 62 years 11 months 18 days and 15 and a half hours old. Paypal me thirty quid for a bottle of Talisker on my birthday, y'all (preferably individually, not collectively, you tight gits), on June 15, please.

(4) You do not have to have been a victim of the vile persecution of the Jews, or be in the family of such victims, to get your head around what antisemitism means. Why I should have to make this elementary point to allegedly sentient grown-ups is utterly beyond me.

(5) The word "holocaust" is increasingly, and rightly, becoming almost exclusively associated with that horrible phase of history, and the only correct rendering of the term in that context is "the Holocaust".    To omit the capital H is regarded as a serious insult, and carelessness is simply no excuse. Speaks volumes about your pretentious and sanctimonious nonsense on this and just about every other topic, Keith, that you should respond with your lame-duck excuses.