"Size 13 shoes, 6'4", beer gut to be proud of and a humongous great willy." - {description of Musket by himself}"

On the "willy" thing - if the rest is true how do you know? When was the last time you saw it?

Are you paid by the word Ian - must be as your self-penned description could have been shortened to either of the following - BFF or more appropriately BFC.