Nurse, can you ring the GP and arrange a medication review? All this getting excited about nieces and beheading on the streets of Cambridge, we may have to ask a CPN for some input.

I'll never reach your eloquent levels of abuse Michael, but I promise to keep trying. The snag is, you need a bit of irrational paranoia in order to really rant and I seem to be lacking in that regard.

We are doing a BBQ for lots of friends later today. I'll make a point of ensuring there aren't too many beheadings or flogging near the halal barbie. That reminds me, I need to pop and get the meat. Tatty bye.