And as to Goofball's riff about my having my "homosexual buddies" over as dinner guests with no mention of women present…….

Bull droppings!

My wife and I often have dinner guests in on holidays, and these guests generally include one man who is in our writers' group who is gay, and he comes with his partner. Women guests include Bernice and Mariah, who are also in the writers' group, and Rebecca, an artist who lives upstairs along with her actor husband Paul, who also comes—plus a few other people if they are available, such as my sister, Pat.

Goofus is apparently trying to make it sound like I have gay orgies at my apartment. But how can that be, when I'm always out picking up girls in bars, knocking them up, and dumping them? And my wife says nothing about this!??

I must be a very busy fellow. Virile, too!!!

Don Firth