What do suggest then Keith?

Resurrect the home guard with you as Corporal Jones? Stick sentries outside the house of Dr Mahmoud? Arrest anyone with a beard but no moustache? Tell you what, turn the rest of the population against them! Yeah, get your mates with Land Rovers and second hand cammy jackets to beat a few old Pakis up! Whilst they are at it, they can start on queers. And paediatricians, and thespians....

You really like to fantasise about a world where pretend soldiers can be useful, don't you? Thanks all the same, but we have police to deal with anti terrorism. Soldiers are there to interfere with other countries and help old ladies out of flooded houses over here.    Do you move your toy soldiers around based on your whim or do you have to throw a dice in order to move them around the kitchen table?


Michael,

Wot Steve said.