Ah cannae get ma granny aff the drugs
Oh ah cannae get ma grannie aff the drugs.
She's takin' speed an' jellies,
Stealing people's tellies,
Ah cannae get ma granny aff the drugs.

Chorus: Aye aye yippee etc Ma granny is a hippie, aye aye yippee ippy aye.

There's a short clip on Youtube of an Alternative Robert Burns' Night, and a ghastly raucous female bawls this out while banging at random on a flat drum thing (bodhran?)