The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #113950 Message #3632654
Posted By: GUEST
12-Jun-14 - 11:35 PM
Thread Name: Mad Magazine parodies
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies
Sung to the tune "Red river valley".......
In this valley they say they are digging
They are building a thruway they say
It will cross your yard and will miss
Your split level which is twelve feet away
Do not play by the craters they're digging
For the craters are big and they're deep
If you fall into one you'll be buried
And you really don't need all that sleep
Do not touch all the funny explosives
Do not play with the dynamite cap
If you do you'll be like a thruway
You'll be spread all over the map.