Ah. Did I ever mention that I won the cup for Best Actor at the Sawston [Cambs] Drama Festival 1977? It stands on my mantelshelf to this day. I played Harold Gorringe in Peter Shaffer's Black Comedy. In a school hall, not a church hall... I had to put on a Scouse accent [the adjudicator asked if I really came from the North - I don't], but it wasn't a trousers-down sort of comedy.

Needs a polish!... The cup, I mean.

~M~