i 've been giving this subject some serious thought,

why do you think MGM that the rules should be set in stone. we should change the rules - hand out more titles/

why stop at approbation and praise. why not award abusive and insulting titles.
LORD CHIEF DIRTY OLD SOD in charge of public morals
CHIEF SHIFTY CUSTOMER IN CHARGE OF MI5
villainous viscount in charge of public finance
we could have a CZAR in charge of folk music.

its a democracy - we can change the rules.