Thought you 'Catters would appreciate the song we whipped up at our traditional Christmas Eve bar carol last night.

On the first day of Christmas, Alex (proprietor) gave to me,

One very tall Long Island iced tea;

Two pints of beer,

Three mai tais,

Four salty dogs,

Five shots of rum!

Six scotch and sodas,

Seven whiskey sours,

Eight Bloody Marys,

Nine Fuzzy Navels,

Ten Margaritas,

Eleven Margaritas,

Twelve Margaritas...

(by the end, of course, we were all too schnockered to remember the bloody words anyway, and couldn't pronounce what we could remember...)

Moll