Yeah, I er..... what was it again snail?

Just in case, bollocks to you anyway.

Wonderful reference to BA Calcutta somewhere up in the posts. Just to be pedantic, the sleuth hound journalist was called BA Calcutta (failed) if I recall my Perishers correctly. Ironically, he was followed round by a bitch who's catchphrase was "Hello Sailor!"

The inter connectivity of things proves that beer can often still be in your system the next morning.