We enjoy Scotland because we avoid bumping into idiots like you. I spent a smashing few days in Inverary last month with friends and we look forward to their wedding later this year.

We spent a week then in Fife, visited friends and had a lovely time in one of my cottages in Anstruther. Then a week in The Cairngorms. Absolutely wonderful and as ever with wonderful people.

Not one person we met or heard was anything like Akenaton. A loner in his own back yard.