Ah, L before E, except after tea. I'll remember that. I must admit, not being a racist I have little opportunity to spell his name.

Is everyone a racist who you don't like then Michael? What about anti semitic? A bit quick to bandy that one around for that matter.

I doubt I could tell you what to think to be honest. Once you reach the age where nobody gives a fuck what you think and start patronising you, there's not much point in the rest of us trying to humour you.

Mind you, I'm in trouble for laughing at your Princess Di conspiracy waffle, for laughing at your paranoia of members of society who are Muslims on a Friday, and for being sceptical over a newspaper's accuracy when it described you as a folk singer..

Add your scorn for questioning black tea and the odd Baileys, which I referred to as cooking sherry and you know what? You seem to have a fairly long list of things that piss you off, especially when they come from Musket.

Mission accomplished.

Oy Keith! Your turn in the barrel!