I've often heard it said by oor leaders doon in London
Auld Scotland will be knackered if we vote tae leave the union,
Tae listen tae the wireless or telly they won't let us
They'll stop oor pocket money and the Russians will get us
For it's oh dear me, whit will ah dae
If we have tae pit up wi Westminster.

Clegg and Alexander and funny wee Vince Cable
Tae fend for oorselves, they tell us we're no' able
And Miliband agrees wi the Liberals and Tories
Wee Dougie Alexander is makin' up the stories
For it's oh dear me, whit will ah dae
If we have tae pit up wi Westminster.

There'll be cataclysmic bombshells, the world'll fall asunder
The sun will disappear in a roaring clap of thunder
Ben Nevis will fall down and Loch Lomond will freeze over
But by staying in the Union we'll be rolling in the clover,
For it's oh dear me, whit will ah dae
If we have tae pit up wi Westminster.

But we don't believe their threats for a brighter day is dawin'
An Cameron and Miliband can stop their crouse crawin'
We don't believe their lies and the promise o' disaster
For Scotland will flourish, free from London's bluff and bluster,
So let's be free, oh whit a day
When we say Cheerio tae Westminster.
Yes, let be free, oh whit a day
When we say Cheerio tae Westminster.