There was a dwarf, driving a "smart car" ...   you know the type that could almost be an oversized roller skate.

He was rear ended, at a stoplight, by an oversized 4x4 with wheels that cost more than his whole vehicle.

He got out of his car. Walked over to the other vehicle and put his hands on his hips.and
looked up at the driver and saying, "You know, I'm not happy!"

The other driver looked down and said, "Well, which one are you?"

Sincerely,
Gargoyle

You might want to consider an anger management class, or meditation, or a good church. You appear to have "issues" that may be a danger others.