The Presidency is next. Unlike Chonga I was born in the US of A, eddicated in the Great Midwest, I'm a disabled American veteran, and I don't (usually) pack a gun. I can play the trumpet somewhat and I eat something besides bananas and termites. My platform will be the same as before:

VOTE RAPPAREE! HE'S ONLY IN IT FOR THE RETIREMENT BENEFITS AND THE MONEY AND WILL RESIGN AS SOON AS HE'S VESTED (and he'll try not to screw things up too badly before that)!!!