I don't know if you want either Joe or the ferret. Consider, everytime you opened your mouth to sing Joe would be there opening his books to make sure he already has that song catalogued. The ferret would be running up your pant leg or into some other opening in your clothing and making you laugh.

Guys, this decision is tougher than you think. Maybe a nice lesbian relationship is what you need to avoid the pitfalls of both men and ferrets.

Or, if you have your heart set on MALE companionship, and something that resembles a ferret, I'm available.

And I thought that I heard Brian whisper
As he stood in the fire's rosy light
"Well, you've had yerway long enough, dear...
'Tis the hairy side outside, tonight."