There was a song that I learned at a leader training that went like this:

I once had a friend who owned a model A
and every time he beeped the horn this is what he'd say
"I'm a nut I'm a pest but the thing that I like the best
are old fashioned horns on Automobiles that go
an an an an, an an an an, an an an an Beep Beep.

Can't find this anywhere it was at Camp Kirkwold in Maine