Der Fuhrer (SNP) mitaus oberlippenbart "Alex Salmond" heute appeared on mein fernvoyoure mit keine necktie and flustered to give his boring flat denials to everything and anything anyone suggested was ein problem.
Gott in Himmel would you vote such ein manns ideas.
BTW what happened to our taxi driver humourist
BTW2 Al, would igloos not be a more appropriate than hotels in case Scotland ends up out in the cold. :<}

B V Richthofen (smiling)