I spent a lot of time in the military, Dick. I've heard and seen a lot. Still, the worst things haven't quite gotten as evil as someone sharing videos of a succession of men fucking a goat. It shocked me more because Bob thought it was worth posting the link to than because it happens.

And that's the last thing I want to have to do with this thread-turned-bucket-of-diarrhea, so I'll let others continue the horrors or the jokes, as the case may be. I'm willing to bet the hate will win out--please prove me wrong.


But Dick, I'd be glad to have a drink with you, no matter who's buying.